Thursday, November 10, 2011

Avril Lavigne got her face fucked

still looking good tho bb


Not in the good way, unfortunately. Earlier this week Lavigne and her boyfriend Brody Jenner got in a fight outside the Roosevelt hotel in Hollywood. 




 

When we first heard that Avril Lavigne had been “attacked” outside a Hollywood hotel this week, we initially assumed the scuffle wasn’t particularly a severe one.
But evidently we were wrong as the singer has just revealed the extent of the injuries she sustained as a result of the assault.
It seems Avril and her boyfriend Brody Jenner (of The Hills fame) got into a scuffle with five people outside the Roosevelt, who then beat them both up. After the assault Avril took to Twitter to say:
"I don't fight. I don't believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool ...
"So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer." Mr Papparazzi


I've always had a soft spot in my heart, and my pants, (wait, that doesn't make sense) for this daffy Canadian broad, so this is kind of distressing news to me, especially since I figure a couple who looks like this have gotten their clocks dusted so many times it shouldn't even be news anymore.



 

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kind of looks like a KEEP IT BRUTAL banger-wave slut with a painted face. Sorda hot.

said...

That is kind of hot actually. /noteenager

JOZ said...

I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM HERE and I say "this is a publicity stunt" a la Rhianna, etc.

said...

HOW DO WE KNOW IT WASN'T YOU JOZ ALSO IS THE ROOSEVELT THE PLACE WE STAYED AT THAT ONE RUGGED TIME?

said...

Say, that's got legs... paparazzi follow them everywhere but missed the fight? And she def has one of those undercover bodyguards who looks like a slutty drunk friend but is actually a Marine. But it's prob less of a publicity thing than part of Brody Jenner's "I'm totally not a pussy, bro" campaign.

said...

You guys are going to bust this case right open.

vegan jules said...

Luke. It does make sense that you have a soft heart and a 'soft place' in your pants for her. It just means you're impotent.

Joz said...

YES, TGN stayed 5 dudes in a room there.

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