There's a hot new trend ravaging America's teenage vaginas and anuses this year, and your kid is going to die from it unless you watch this video. No, not Penn State football coaches, it's a whole other thing! Just ask this Asian guy and police-bro, your kid is getting fucked up...in the ass...with alcohol.
"I have one, so I'm paying attention to this..." says the female newscaster here leading off the piece. What, a vagina? Probably not what she meant, since they really, really go out of their way here to avoid using the V word in the segment. This whole report should have just been a lady winking over and over again while holding a bottle of booze and gesturing toward her "down there."
Parents need to get involved more, they conclude. The answer is simple then, sniff your kid's assholes, mom and dad, it's the only way to be sure.
Parents need to get involved more, they conclude. The answer is simple then, sniff your kid's assholes, mom and dad, it's the only way to be sure.
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CAN SOME GENIUS EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MY BANNER IMAGE IS SO SHORT ALL OF A SUDDEN? WTF?
BY BANNER IMAGE I MEAN PENIS
Wait, what? Are teenagers too young to know the part about how holding a drink makes you look cool? Am I too old to know the part about how sticking a tube of beer up your ass is totally not gay? Maybe we should commend these kids for rising above vanity and homophobia.
It's not gay if the tube is famous.
Sticking bottles in their below isn’t cool and it is very disturbing as it can cause infection and might result to death if not attended. I am amazed on the things teens will do when they get drunk; they let alcohol rule their logic.
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