Was just scrolling through Facebook photos and I realized that watching the faces of everyone you grew up with get droopy and slough off like jowly snakeskin over the years online is like watching the scene where they open the ark of the covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark, but in *really slow motion. Also because I went to high school with tons of Nazis.
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vegan is the key to staying young looking and not having your face get all gobbed up and weird looking.
I can tell that my high school friends aren't vegan/vegetarian.
May slow it down indeed, but it's coming for all of us inevitably innit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbL9Vsobx8I
Malcolm Middleton - We're All Going To Die
Dunno bro. I turn 30 in four months. I've partied every weekend for 15 years, smoked for 7 and I still pass for 21. Some of it has to do with spending a lot of time around 21 year olds in art school. But I don't have the globs of old matter on my face, or the tired (though I may be tired in this photo) weather-beaten look.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/julianjulian/6417777641/
I've been vegan for four months and I just look... better. I turned 30 in June and even though I've always looked youngish there's something perceptibly healthier about my skin and facial structure in that short time alone.
Well, I don't look a day over 34, and I eat meat like a caveman in a meat factory, which is a thing.
I'm not a vegan. I just eat normal. If ANYBODY would like to see my passport photo, let me know. I would be willing to set up a flickr account and post one immediately.
Uh, sure, why not?
the best thing anyone said to me about aging is that it makes you humble. i now understand that. only then do people stop judging others on age as if its a character flaw or a disease. only then do they stop mentioning it and reminding everyone about it. ya gotta hit 40 before you *get* that.
did you just scroll back to 2007 pics with your keks down?
You sound like a MILF lover.
I get that.
It's weird for me though, because while we'd all like to be younger, and will probably feel that way, forever, I really like where I'm at. Old enough to not be a fucking idiot, like more 20-somethings seem to me now, but not a shriveled up husk of meat just yet.
What the fuck just happened in here? I need a burger with extra lips, some whiskey, and a smoke. Now. I'm not getting any younger over here.
i'm going to have a wedding for these beautiful/ageless vegan fucks and use a coupon to pay for it.
#catchinguponmyptsotlreading
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