Jesus Christ man, you're a professional comedian. Have you no self respect? You have 1,679,939 followers, (100+ who re-tweeted it, against all odds) and this is how you reward them? I know a lot of comedians use Twitter to workshop ideas, but I don't think Twitter was even invented yet back when this zinger might have conceivably been relevant, if still not even remotely funny. It's almost as hilarious as all the Nickelback jokes we've been hearing on the internet lately, but manifestly worse in that the band in question doesn't exist anymore, and it's supposed to come charged with meaning due to its implied political tone. Mark Twain would be proud, sir.
That tweet is the Katy Perry and Lady Gaga impersonators wrestling each other in a pile of tomatoes for MTV London of tweets.
It was the seeing this guy's face every time you go to Wikipedia of tweets.
It was the this headline about the Guiness World Record for biggest open face sandwich of tweets: Hog wild for a world record.
I hope this is the face you made in the mirror after you unfurled that wispy coil of word shit into the ether, because your tweet, sir, was the Creed of tweets. It was the police of tweets, but even worse, because unlike either of those two easily maligned institutions, you used to be actually good at one point.
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#jellie
#u mad
As a MIB fan I'm confident in saying he is the Creed of comedians. Wildly successful and hugely popular among a specific demographic and no one else...
Creed #Christians
MIB #hipsters
It's you, it's you, it's only you. Heaven is a place on earth with you. Tell me did you pour some tea for two? I heard you like the bad girls honay. Ain't that true?
that is my jam right there son
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I DON'T LIKE? THE TWILIGHT SERIES OF BOOKS AND FILMS.
-An adult man
Also, baggy pants worn very low are terrible. What is up with the young people these days?
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