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I don't know, man, I saw this piece of shit and I figured I'd better spend some cash on you so you wouldn't think I'm a cheap prick. Pretty sure it sucks and you're not gonna like it, but I went ahead and drove to the store, spent money on it, put it in a box and wrapped it in paper then sat here and looked at you open it because that's what the invisible judge in the air expects us all to do around this time of year. Just gonna go ahead and assume you won't like it, so here's the receipt. You've probably got some time to go stand in line at Target for 17 hours to exchange my forty dollars worth of friendship in late December/ early January right?
Whatever happened to the good old fashioned Christmas gift-giving spirit? The one where you slowly, piece by piece, smuggled your taste into someone else's home by forcing them to own shit that you wish they appreciated just so you could like them better? I used to call that move the Christmas Trojan Horse.
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Man, that shot of the Assembly Square mall gave me the shit chills.
That place still there?
i like you pretty ok.
here you go nieces and nephews, uncle D. Jean got you some cheap shit from china that plays into everything in the world he is against. also, it's probably poisonous, but you know, didn't want to piss of his sister-in-law or whatever. have fun playing with it for at least two hours. merry xmas! ps. there is no santa.
Haha, yeah, I'm seriously on the fence about whether or not to get anything for any of the sub-ten year old humans in my life. Like they'll give a fuck.
I didn't include a gift receipt with my naughty elf outfit. He's gonna have to deal.
Bought my 13 y/o sister a Blondie album for Christmas so maybe I won't have to listen to Justin Bieber or the Saturdays for just one day this year.
I love Christmas.
Blondie was the Bieber of the 70s
FYI, the 'War on Christmas' image is not linked to the blog post - it's linked to itself.
Woopsie. Fixed!
For Christmas you should disable the shit on the mobile version of the site where you swipe to the side to get to the previous/next post. I always do it when I'm just trying to scroll down and it really disrupts my enjoyment of reading your site on the shitter at work.
I think you are vastly overestimating my ability to do anything technical in regards to the site. But I'll try or whatever.
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