Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Buy this thing for your old buddy



Just saying, this would make a great Christmas present for someone you love who has a drinking problem. Or someone you drink with that has a loving problem. It works even if you've never been to Boston, and never will, but just like reading jokes about poor people, hipsters, Boston douchebags, and the Irish, of which I suppose I am all four, so I get a free pass. Put it on the back of the shitter, that's where it belongs.

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4 comments:

Promo Meg said...

I think I bought like 3 copies of this when it came out. One for me, one for my friend and I gave one to the staff at Whitney's. Mine's also in the bathroom. ^_^

said...

I support your efforts toward making me tens of potential dollars. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Your entry for Sullivan’s Tap didn’t prepare me for what felt like an American version of Hostel where the bad guys are hockey bros and old people instead of weirdo Europeans, but overall it is funny, informative and well-written. Feel free to use this as a blurb on the next printing.

said...

Haha, that's just the tip of the icberg my anonymous friend. There are some through the looking glass joints out there.

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