I'd like to sincerely apologize to everyone who I may be disappointing with this news, including, but not limited to, Kate Chopin, Abigail Adams, Margaret Sanger, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, a bunch of shitty commenters at Jezebel, my mother, my wife, and my hypothetical future daughters, but I'm sorry, this lizard-husked, pod-person, fame ball child bride (and artist behind one of the shittiest "songs" you'll ever hear) simply pushes the right combination in the button-mashing fighter video game in my brain called "Erection Combat." I wish it didn't have to be that way, but like America's most beloved incestuous creep Woody Allen once said, the boner wants what the boner wants.
All this pitting of sex against sex, of quality against quality; all this claiming of superiority and imputing of inferiority belong to the private-school stage of human existence where there are sides, and it is necessary for one side to beat another side. -Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929
"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'" -Shirley Chisholm
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. " - Rebecca West
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12 comments:
nigga whoz dat bitch
She's some fameball who's famous for pretending to be 16 and marrying a 50 year old dude who was on Lost for a minute. Now she's on yr internets every day.
She's 16?! She looks 45. Gross. To each their own though. This is very complicated situation.
I don't think she's either of those ages.
Ick. I don't like me no fake cans.
THEYRE REAL!!! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/05/courtney-stodden-gets-boo_n_1077752.html
feminism is so adorable. it's too cute.
The Boner is a Lonely Hunter
She's about as convincing a 17-year-old as Amy Sedaris.
Although maybe she just looks like that because she's had work done. Or maybe it's just makeup??? Without so much makeup she looks more convincing as a teenager (and human): http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/41168670.pbbig.jpg
http://www.eonline.com/news/teen_bride_courtney_stodden_like_youve/271975
(not pedo)
A little more human, but still kind of like what a basically pretty girl looks like in hour 12 of a coke binge.
:'-(
I said I was sorry:.
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