Every restaurant, no matter how blandly corporate and batter-dipped soul-crushing, has at least one bro working there who's 'in a band.' You know, rock and roll I guess is what we play. Like real rock, you know? Not this emo shit.
You'll be able to spot this guy pretty easily because he brings it up every chance he gets around the 20 year old hostesses whenever he 'has a gig' coming up 'this weekend' that you should 'totally check out,' or whatever 'if you're around.' 'No biggie though.' Also by his goatee.
Not many of them, however, have the wherewithal, never mind the 'pro chops' necessary, to rope the rest of the staff into shooting the musical equivalent of a bowling shirt with flames on it on the restaurant premises in between marrying ketchup bottles and doing silverware roll-ups, like this sick ass-rap/ass-rock 'jam.' Then again not everyone can be our man here from the Methuen, MA's TGI Fridays doing a sick bottle-slide solo on top of the bar that he's totally going to get fired for once corporate gets wind of this.
Note: the song actually gets a lot better if you don't watch the video and picture it being played by a Guatemalan hardcore band chanting "Raising the barrio." He should've asked the kitchen guys to sit in.
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This is caught in my head now. Why do I do this to myself?
What terrible corner of the interwebs did you drag this out of?
Sam Adams bottles are the best for playing terrible slide guitar solos. Good choice my friend.
i just vomited.
"HEY LOOK! Some average person did something of questionable taste. LOL!" -me, every day for the rest of my life probably. ;/ #ihatemyself
If there was a "worse than Nickelback" contest, this would be a serious contender.
Are you kidding? This is some awesome kitsch, and the idea of a TGI Fridays actually having a personality is a revelation.
#youshouldhateyourselfyouelitistprick(j/kdidIdothishashtagrite?)
#thatguitarsolokindablewtho
There's a fine line between kitsch and genocide.
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