I remember back in the good old days when I all I had to complain about were those yellow puffy envelopes they used to mail CDs in (via this old post Why the music business doesn't have any money.) I had no idea how good I had it. Take a look at that photo above. I'll wait here while you breathe it all in. Come closer. Closer. OK, there you go. In case you still can't figure out what's going on, let me explain below.
See that little black box the arrow is pointing at? (That represents the full extent of my design skills by the way. Took me like twenty minutes to figure out how to do it too.) The thing that's so small it barely exists? That whole mess is what it was shipped in. Granted, it was breakable, but this isn't exactly a Ming vase we're talking about, it's a piece of liquor brand schwag that I didn't even know was coming, and was probably sent the exact same way to a couple hundred other assholes just like me.
This one came today too. A little more reasonable I suppose, but that bottle isn't even fragile, it's plastic. (Still gonna drink the fuck out of it though.)
Here's my third bit of mail. Sort of a middle ground I suppose. What's my job here again, guy who writes about things, or part time cleaning crew?
brb, gonna go do my recycling homework I got assigned from people I don't know.
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7 comments:
come on man, pretty sure you can dissolve those packing peanuts with water these days. throw the fucker in the sink and let 'er run.
I think drop ceilings were the first thing ever on the list
indeed they were. placed on there by joz. i wonder when luke will start the viking boat blog?
Nov 1 2007, 11:11 AM
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Drop ceilings.
blowjobs
Ice Cream?
fish in the microwave
laughing anywhere they don't serve booze
shorts
cake ...
Nov 1 2007, 11:20 AM
what else? (luke's bit)
TF were blowjobs doing on there?
Getting free stuff and working from home looks like a drag.
Life is hard, true.
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