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• The Kodak Theatre at the Hollywood & Highland center 6801 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA. LOL.
• Some bar in Hollywood, provided that you're employed in the industry in some way. I WISH.
• Under water with limited access to oxygen.
• Hurtling down some sort of endless pit where you'll die of hunger before you reach the bottom, like, where it takes so long to fall you're almost over it half way through and just stop giving a shit. 
• In, like, one of those flaming sulfurous lakes of shit and semen they have in Dante's Inferno or whatever.
• Alone at home on the couch, with the curtains drawn and a giant tub of buffalo wings and bleu cheese flavored ice cream, you disgusting fat mess.
• Just...over there...somewhere. A little further back... ok, now over to the right and down those stairs. There. That's perfect.