Our homegirl Jess is a bartender, so she comes across all sorts of interesting new spirits. Like this new tequila she's pretty excited about, no penis intended. Pun, that is. No pun intended. At the very least this looks like a pretty novel way to get drunk. -PTSOTL
According to the their website, Ricardo Gamarra, founder of AsomBroso tequila, "searched far and wide for a unique bottle that might equal the exquisite tequila he wanted to bring to market. When he came across a crystal decanter in an 18th century English castle, Ricardo was smitten and paid $2,200 for the antique.”
According to the their website, Ricardo Gamarra, founder of AsomBroso tequila, "searched far and wide for a unique bottle that might equal the exquisite tequila he wanted to bring to market. When he came across a crystal decanter in an 18th century English castle, Ricardo was smitten and paid $2,200 for the antique.”
In other words, he paid $2,200 for a giant glass penis.
"He couldn't find a company to fulfill his dream exactly. 'It's a very complicated bottle,' Ricardo explains. ... Ricardo takes pride in the many special editions that reinforce the elegance of the crystal decanter he found in England."
When people see it at my bar, they never say,
"Ah that looks exactly like a replica of an antique decanter I saw at a castle last weekend."
Instead they say,
"Oh. Oh my goodness. That looks like a..."
Yes. It looks like a giant cock filled with tequila. That's why I sat on it in the bathroom at work the other night.
- Jess Burday
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4 comments:
If I had a nickel for every $22oo glass dick I bought I'd buy more glass dicks.
that would get you a lot of dicks.
I would like to add this piece to our comprehensive anthology of capitalist-tinged erotica. Your fine blog will be listed in the Section titled "Self-Pleaure and Self-Publishing", and cross-indexed with "Autoerotic Autobiography".
The check from the tequila company is in the mail.
Seriously, thank you for that sweet story. Kiss.
Awesome. I wish I knew what any of that meant,but I like it anyway.
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