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Here's a crazy idea: cumming in a woman's food or drink doesn't mean she gave you a blow job. Strange but true. Remember our man who dropped one in his co-workers yogurt last month? We've got another pervert in our midst it seems. One more and this is an official trend!
A Fullerton man has been found guilty of ejaculating into his female co-workers water bottle.
Michael Lallana, 32, was found guilty Thursday afternoon of assault and battery. Jurors also found true the allegation that he did it for sexual gratification.
Lallana admitted in a taped interview submitted to jurors that he ejaculated into an “attractive” co-worker’s water bottle because “her lips had touched it,” but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.... CBS
“It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” Lallana explained to the police, not entirely understanding the concept of hurting someone it seems.
Obviously this is sexual assault (of a sort) so it's not funny, but come on, wait til we get to this next twist in the story below:
Obviously this is sexual assault (of a sort) so it's not funny, but come on, wait til we get to this next twist in the story below:
“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said.
After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.
Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.
Wonder how that conversation at home went.
"Here honey, cum in this water bottle for me."
"Yes. Yes I will do this thing that you ask of me."
That's love right there. Anyway, this guy is a perv, and he should go to jail for a thousand years.
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11 comments:
Emphasis on "battery," AMIRITEFELLAZZZZ!?!?
took me a minute.
"this water is all battery"
I think I'm following you now.
I would've known right away what it was...
Did this at some dudes apartment during the Pats/Jets playoff game this year...
I hope it was the dude who did the Pats rap. I've been into the banner pic, but this seems like it has to count for something here:
http://i.imgur.com/rHx79.jpg
DECLAN!
Almost did this about 7 years back in a coworker's salad that I had to pick up on account of her being a complete bitch to me the previous day. The only thing that stopped me was that I'd have had to do it in a parked car in Downtown Boston in broad daylight.
Gonna go out on a limn and say you made the right call there. Co-workers though, am I right fellas?
Time ago I wanted a job in an institution so I had to pass a exam , two more people wanted the job, one of them was a cute sexy woman , she could be 22 years, I know that I won the exam, but the cute girl gave a blow job to the Human recurses manager and she got the job !
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