Friday, February 18, 2011

I've wasted my life



Reality TV may well be the entertainment version of those handlebars they have in public shitters so old people don't fall into the toilet, but complaining about reality TV is for people who watch reality TV. You know why you don't see me talking too much about these shows on here? I don't know which ones are on. That's because I'm better than everyone else, sure, but also because it's pretty easy to ignore things that you don't like.Think of the hundreds of millions of people who don't read this site, for example.

Stories like this make feigning indifference a little harder to swallow though.  


 As the cameras keep rolling on the eight-member clan’s topsy-turvy domestic life, the Kardashians have cashed in, making more money last year than what Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise are estimated to have earned combined: a staggering $65 million (a source close to the family confirms the figure). As manager, Kris Jenner personally takes 10 percent...
"Look at Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg," says Kris’ longtime pal Scott Sassa, president of Hearst Entertainment and Syndication. “Two guys that didn’t finish college ended up billionaires. Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out.”
All very true. When that fails a sister with giant set of tits doesn't hurt either. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a flip cam and a 10 inch cock over there that doesn't seem like it's going to suck itself. 

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10 comments:

said...

I don't want to live in a world where Tom Cruise doesn't make more money than a Kardashian.

said...

right? that's just unjust.

said...

But what if that cock DID suck itself? I'd watch that for like...how many seasons was LOST on?

said...

Haha, i was thinking about that same thing.

Anonymous said...

Pffffttttt, $65 million divided by eight people... That isn't that much, right?

luke at tge gym said...

True. Plus factor in taxes and this is news is barely worth going on a murder spree over.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out

Anonymous said...

30 years ago, people watched the Cosbys. You had a moral lesson at the end of each show. Now the moral lesson is "OMG I like so don't get why that girl is such a bitch all the tym but totally luv her though! LOL"

said...

Tell you what, Dr. Cosby would not have let his daughters be traipsing around like some hoes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d.html/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/188-5713595-9421237?a=0688082742

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