I suppose I could write a pretty lengthy post about everything that's wrong with the state of
dressing up like a centaur in America these days, and how it's not like it used to be when our parents did it -- back then it
meant something, you know? -- but instead I'll just give the nod to my man from
Boston Band Crush, who had a more concise take on the matter.
I was feeling pretty crappy today, but then I realized that no matter what's going on in my life, I've never felt the need to dress like a centaur.
Well met, sir. "Seriously, these people," he said. "The one's that aren't kids, anyway." You know what though? Fuck them too. Kids who dress up like centaurs are just going to grow up to be adults who dress up like centaurs.
Join us on a magical journey to virgin town after the jump. Actually, that nerds as virgins joke is a little outdated. Since the dawn of the internet, these dudes are fucking like rabbits now. Nerdy rabbits, but still. Full gallery from
BuzzFeed.
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| Zombies versus Centaurs. Don't laugh, it's probably a movie in development as we speak. |
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| Ugh, even centaur hippies are insufferable. |
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| Now I want, to be your horse (man hybrid). |
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| Never mind, this kid is totes cute. Aww. Look at the little feller. |
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| That's racist. Whatever it is you're thinking. |
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Totally still would.
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4 comments:
These centaur hipsters think they're so different with their centaur tattoos.
some of those bird centaurs are totally hot. you know, if they lost the whole centaur thing they've got going on.
The last one has kind of a horse face.
Ass, I mean. Horse ass.
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