Friday, February 25, 2011

Man gets 25 years for not liking South Park

think about it for a minute
South Park is essentially the comedy equivalent of a dry vagina. Wait, no, that's not it. Maybe the laughter receptors in my brain are the vagina, and South Park's jokes are the semi-hard penis, flaccidly humping me into boredom? I dunno, some sort of sex joke that blows people's minds. 

Not according to my mate Robert Foster though, wot runs Platform innit, me favorite website wots demo I am way outside of. Big fan of South Park, inee. 

I told him his taste is shite (probably explains why he runs a lot of PTSOTL material over there). Well, at least I don't like , he said. Touche, my friend. Touche. (He did, however, just throw a post up on his blog called Metalcore for Luke O'Neil, so we can probably still be friends. 

Long story short, some asshole is going to jail for hating South Park. Here's what Robert had to say about it. Read the rest below...  -- Luke 


some cunt
That there’s 21 year old Zachary Chesser from Virginia. When South Park put Mohammed in a bear suit for its 200th episode he wrote on a website about how he wanted Trey Parker and Matt Stone to go the same way as Theo van Gogh, which, if you didn’t know, is the dead way.

That was not a chill thing to say, and he got yesterday 25 years for cyberbullying, or something like that.

If I was in charge, everyone who didn’t get South Park would get 25 years for being a dummy. That show is consistently clever, witty and thought provoking without letting you think it’s any of those things. Also, any interview with TP and MS makes them look like the wittiest, smartest, most relaxed guys in the world. In a dinner party situation, I bet they would be a delight.

Here’s one where they get interviewed by a woman from a website with her cleavage out, about the episode that was about to get them into loads of trouble with a grumpy kid from the south.


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