To be honest I'm kind of full up on stupid for the day, what with pancake fights and talking to human beings out in the real world, so when PTSOTL bro-hammer Nancy Beefbombs sent me this link to Jump For Jesus I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole video. Then a funny thing happened: I watched it anyway. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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"They provide entertainment for ministry events," Beefbombs told me. "Apparently the 'entertainment' is using God's limitless dinosaur juice (given to us as a gift) to blaze dirt bikes through a flaming curtain, all in the name of our Lord.
Sounds goofy, right? But instead of laughing at it, it just sort of depressed me. We are all so, so broken, and just looking for anything to make the pain go away. If crying about how Jesus taught you to accept Him into your life through the art of jumping dirt bikes into rings of fire, well then who am I to judge? You guys though, you're into that whole judging thing, so laugh away.
This video below gives you a taste, but you really have to follow the link and look at the ones they've got on the site. Jesus Christ.
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You're right, that is pretty depressing in a lot of ways.
I hope if I ever end up crying about Jesus that he has the decency to exist.
The Lord Jesus commissioned "Jump for Jesus" and places me in His Ministry Service...
just saying.
Start your own ministry with this:
http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/2228116458.html
Wow, only 3500!
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