Our Jake comes out of PTSOTL retirement with this bit. He makes wicked good songs by the way, go check them out here.
I keep waiting for this guy to go away. I don't know why I keep thinking that's going to happen. I moved to New York, partially to escape his commercials. But he is a presence in the entire Northeast. I doubt that I could hate anything or anyone more than Goddamn Bob from Goddamn Bob's Goddamn Furniture but if I do it is definitely his sycophantic orange sidekick. She enables Bob's megalomaniacal behavior. I call her Eva Braun. I will stop short of calling Bob Adolf Hitler, because the Hitler comparison has become so trite and overused; it is insulting to holocaust survivors and veterans, and because Bob is worse than Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Glenn Beck combined times a billion. Those guys may have done a lot of things but they never fucked me in the eyes and ears with cartoon versions of themselves on a regular basis.
- He is from northern Connecticut but he is a Yankees fan.
- He hates black people
- He has never donated time or money to any charity but he has given generously to the Santorum campaign
- He's always going on and on about how much he loves bacon and just won't shut the fuck up about bacon
- He can't speak French but he acts like he can when he orders in a French restaurant.
- He thinks Gary Sinise seems like "a pretty cool dude"
- Every Easter he dresses up as the Easter bunny and jacks off into a shoe.
- He won't eat watermelon because it's "too ghetto."
- He has a horse named Chad.
-JAKE ZAVRACKY
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5 comments:
white shoes, small head, big horfs.
white shoes small head can't lose.
that accent.
"Every Easter he dresses up as the Easter bunny and jacks off into a shoe."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that vid made me think about purchasing a bob-o-pedic though. if that claymation dude is to be believed, they're pretty reasonably priced!
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