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OK, that's a little misleading, what I meant to say is they want me to get fat, because that's what happens whenever I smoke up and dive brain first into a berserker food attack. They're basically on the verge of passing a law around here that obligates me to burn mad papers all day. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
I don't really smoke much, aside from taking in the occasional laugh-potion enhancer for buddy time, like the other day when my man and I came across the phrase "between pegs" in an article and thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. "Times have been tough, I'm between pegs right now." /goodstory Am I rambling? Maybe it's all the fucking marijuana smoke clouding my entire state. Here's this news from the Globe, which should make all of my hippy friends psyched.
The odor of burnt marijuana is no longer enough for police officers to order a person from their car, now that possession of less than an ounce of marijuana has been decriminalized in Massachusetts, the state's highest court ruled today.
"Without at least some other additional fact to bolster a reasonable suspicion of criminal activity, the odor of burnt marijuana alone cannot reasonably provide suspicion of criminal activity to justify an exit order," the court ruled in a decision written by Chief Justice Roderick Ireland.
Whether or not you puff herb, bro, every reasonable person in the world can agree that having a police officer spend one single second trying to determine if someone is holding is a waste of time and money. Apparently all of our liberal activist judges up here agree. "Ferreting out decriminalized conduct with the same fervor associated with the pursuit of serious criminal conduct is neither desired by the public nor in accord with the plain language of the statute," the court said according to the Globe.
Now if we can just get them to legalize blasting chalk in the shitter, this really will be the greatest state in the land. The way this Obama cat is running things, I wouldn't be surprised to see that next in line after the mandatory taxes on prayer bill he's probably cooking up.
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