It's amazing press release Friday™ and that can only mean one thing: someone thinks you're stupid.
DO YOU KNOW WOMEN GET WRINKLES BETWEEN THEIR BREASTS?
Uh, I do now.
AND TENDER BREASTED WOMEN HAVE A HARD TIME SLEEPING ON THEIR SIDE?
Sorry, tender breasts... what?
WELL FUCK YOU THEN, BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO PUT YOUR TITS TO SLEEP. LITERALLY.* JUST ASK THIS HOT NURSE WHO INVENTED THIS SHIT.
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Do you need a pick me up or perhaps a lift? Let me introduce to you the hottest new breast accessory on the market. Designed by Irene Komsky comes Intimia, the first ever pillow designed for your breasts.
The Intimia breast pillow provides support and relief while reducing wrinkles on your chest while you sleep.
The Intimia has many functions:
-Relieves pain after heart surgery-Provides support after breast augmentation
-Reduces wrinkles forming on chest
-Minimizes breast tenderness during and after pregnancy
-Lessens the weight of large breasts on the chest
* Not literal
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7 comments:
Like a pillow for her pillows right guys?
It's like a sweater ham for your sweater hams.
What does the Ball Sack do? Sounds amazing.
i'm willing to bet this thing works. i'm also in the midst of inventing the "ball sack", so i might be biased.
meant to explain, it's a sack that keeps your balls from smooshing while you sleep/post prostate-surgery.
This pillow is pretty cool because it's a unique invention. It does serves its purpose on breast support when sleeping.
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