I know I've said this on here before over and over, but the ocean is disgusting. Just filled with millions of hellish monsters eating each other nonstop all day and night who'd suck the steak meat right out of your ass bones in a second if you ever gave them the chance. Our man Mint E. Fresh (not his real name), who chimed in on the Beastie Boys the other day is bugging out about the ocean today as well. This is what he had to say:
You ever see a cuttlefish? They change colors like an old tv that doesn't work right -- for real bright ribbons of color blasting down its body mega fast. It's unbeeleebaboo. Look at this:
How is that real? And how is it that every kid in the world doesn't know about a real life strobe lite Technicolor underwater alien? You want to get kids interested in science and the environment? Forget about starfish already. Fucking stupid idiot animal. It's basically a decoration. That decorates the swanky, mega fancy bachelor pad of the strobe light underwater alien cuttlefish.
Also now demonstrated to be ludicrously overrated: parrots and all those other "brightly" colored South American birds. Spare me. Oh your colors are bright huh? Are they bright in the dark, underwater? Oh you need reflected light? So... yeah. Sorry to bring that up parrots. This is awkward. AND WEAK.
-MINT E. FRESH
-MINT E. FRESH
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3 comments:
i'm straddling the fence on this one. don't trust a bird, but don't trust a fish either.
birds can fly, which is pretty awesome. fish can hold their breath for a long time. both have tasty flesh to eat and are alien dinosaurs wot don't have feelings (rip kurt).
are we sure they're different? (that's specist).
Fish can hold their breath FOREVER dude. Think about that.
Oh man !! I couldn't watch the video, Can you fixed it?? I really want to watch the story , thanks for sharing bye bye
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