Thursday, April 28, 2011

Hateful cretins vs. good old boys and the pigs. Who ya got?



Tough call here. On the one hand, who hasn't thought about fucking these Westboro Baptist Church horrorshows in their shit-eating faces (via yr fist) -- fist/facefucking I guess you'd call it. But then again, on the other side of the fight card we've got Mississippi cops and shitkickers, who, you may be surprised to know, my elitist liberal bias doesn't often allow me to align myself with.

I Hate the Media, a site I thought I was going to like based solely on its name, but I soon figured out after about five seconds I really, really (for-really) do not, has the story of the first time the funeral protesting GOD HATES FAGS fuckers met their match. Thanks to for the tip.

Brandon, Mississippi will go down in history as the town where the Westboro Baptist Church met its match.

The lunatics showed up to protest at the funeral of local hero Staff Sgt Jason Rogers who was killed in Afghanistan, but left town without making a peep. They may have made a few moans and groans, but no peeps.
The Hayride has the righteous report:
A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened...

You can imagine where it goes from there. (He fixes the cable?) Go read the rest of the story there if you must. 

Speaking of tough calls: that girl in the photo up top? Shiiiit. Alright, but as long as she doesn't talk about politics the whole time.




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9 comments:

Mint E. Fresh said...

Even you, Luke "Lukakis" O'Neil, the Abbie Hoffman of Kingstown, can't really have a hard time choosing a side here. That story is magnificent in every respect.

said...

I don't know why no one ever thought of beating the shit out of them. The answer was staring us in the face the whole time.

luke said...

Lukakis!haha.

@justin. Because there wasn't a police dept ready to play ball before?

Anonymous said...

Cops don't give a shit if someone they don't like is getting their ass kicked by someone they do. Have learned this one the hard way.

luke said...

True. What happened?

said...

>>>@justin. Because there wasn't a police dept ready to play ball before?<<<


And here I was thinking it had something to do with civil liberties and all that crap.

niccolo and donkey said...

WBC are awesome and Fred Phelps is the greatest IRL troll in history. (Big Cowboy) hats off to this man.

They're also right on most issues, btw. Preferable either to the GOP or Dems.

said...

He is a good example of an IRL troll, but that's nothing to be proud of.

niccolo and donkey said...

I'll disagree there: As government and media meld into "infotainment", it's good to see people buck the elitist narratives foisted upon the citizenry who know that it doesn't smell right.

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