Not sure I'd want to go scrolling through Jess's browser history, but I'm glad she's doing the good perverted work for us.
Sometimes, once in a while, you're not in the mood for your blow-up doll. You're tired; you've got a headache; you don't feel like pumping more air in her. She's got all those holes and you're just not interested. What do you do? You need a hizamakura lap pillow.
"Shaped just like a beautiful woman's lap... Just what you need after a long day at the office."
And just what you need when you're too tired to fuck yourself but would still like to sleep close to a pretend pussy. If you like those laps, you'll probably like these:
"With an adorable apron, bow and stockings, it's just the thing to help you drift off to sleep and recharge your mind and body."
I hear the complaints already, "But I don't swing that way." Don't worry, there's a boyfriend arm pillow for you:
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3 comments:
these things do look kind of cozy actually
Nice
The men at my office wouldn't mind replacing their computer desks with these. Just kiddin'!
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