The Red Sox are so awful, this is what it's come to for fans now, cutting away from the baseball action for lengthy segments of (sideline?) reporter Heidi Watney eating shit. Not literal shit, but, well, kind of actually. Metaphoric shit too I suppose. Like in this great clip of her nearly spilling her cute little guts over a fried chicken waffle sandwich in Cleveland. There's even !
Side note, remember when that used to be a thing newspapers and magazines would write when they were trying to illustrate how popular whatever bullshit trend they were making up was: It even has it's own web page. That was funny. Especially when they kept doing it like 5 years too long. Obviously there's a Tumblr for everything these days. Not positive if some asshole stole me and Michelle's idea for a Tumblr about tumblers yet, but I want a piece of the action if you did.
So, back to Watney, and her resplendent towheaded, feigned rapaciousness. The new blog is called Reads the description:
A while back I spotted Heidi Watney eating a handful of shrimp cocktail at the Jerry Remy Bar & Grill opening party, at the very moment Mayor Menino threw out the "first pitch" to Rem Dog, and immediately fell in love. The true star of NESN has been eating a lot in this early 2011 Red Sox campaign, so I hope to document everything the Most Beautiful Woman in the World puts into her beautiful and lovely mouth. With the Red Sox 0-6, this is obviously the most riveting storyline of the 2011 season.
I look forward to checking back in daily. Not because I'm quite as enamored of her toothsome toothsomeness and wholesome wholesomeness as this fella -- although: duh -- but because looking at literally anything in the world is going to be less depressing than this sorry team of winless scrubs.
PS: An 8 year old Oakland A's fan talked trash to my face yesterday. I couldn't say shit.
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yikes
Fucking 3-1 Yankees right now. GET WATNEY ON CAMERA YOU PRICKS THIS SUCKS
Watney's reaction:
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YOU GUYS!
COMEBACK IN THE WORKS
Looks like they can still blow it, don't worry.
WWHWET
Gross. Looks like the Sox might finally win won. In fact I guarantee it. Best team ever is back on.
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