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Reuters reports that today a federal judge rejected an agreement between the government and wildlife groups that would have taken Northern Rockies wolves off of a protected species list. "The deal struck earlier this month between the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and 10 conservation groups would have lifted federal protections from an estimated 1,200 wolves in Idaho and Montana, allowing those states to restore licensed hunting of the animals."
Take that shit off the list, ranchers and hunting types said. Go get your fucking shinebox, wolf lawyers responded, before snacking on like a dozen sheep and pounding shots of tequila and banging all your moms. Figuratively speaking.
Powerful ranching interests in Montana and Idaho opposed reintroduction of wolves to the region some 15 years ago and have continued to resist federal protection of the animals as a threat to livestock. Sportsmen complain that wolves are killing too many big-game animals, such as elk.
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2 comments:
"Sportsmen complain that wolves are killing too many big-game animals, such as elk." or "We want to kill elk for fun and erections, wolves do it for food and are much better at it than us."
also, fact: I was bitten by a wolf once. I deserved it for being in it's presence while not being a cooly efficient killing machine.
Fuck with the wolf you're gonna get the horns, as no one says.
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