I think I went through this same thing a year or so ago. I know that because I posted this exact same joke back then. Woops, looks like they accidentally put me back on their list, which is OK, because I'm putting them back on mine. That'll show 'em.
We have removed your email address from our list. We're sorry to see you go.Was this a mistake? Did you forward your email to a friend, and they accidentally clicked the unsubscribe link? If this was a mistake, you can re-subscribe at...
Yes, this is probably what happened. The old friend accidentally unsubscribes you from a magazine's spam list routine. If I had a nickel...
Good call emailing me ONE MORE TIME to let me know you aren't going to email me anymore after I just asked you to stop emailing me though. That's tenacious salesmanship at work. You must be a fucking joy to break up with.
[Shows up outside my work five minutes later] "Hey, just wanted to make sure when you told me to fuck off you knew it was specifically me you were saying it to... It was? I see... What you doing for lunch?"
Haha, just kidding. I don't have a job.
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get that bear on the banner post haste!
he does have that look about him dunnee?
#whitepeopleproblems
dilbert was an honest man who went about his job doing whatever the hell he was supposed to do despite the often-infuriating tendencies of his co-workers.
just saying is all.
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