I was roughly the same age as this little bro in training in this amazing picture from a shopping mall in the summer of 1990, so I can relate to how he feels. It seems silly now, but that is the epitome of hot walking toward him in a crushing three-pronged wave of hairspray and superfluous sweater acreage. That's just how we rolled back then.
You know how when people lose a limb in a tragedy they say they can still feel ghost pain where their arm or leg would be? Is it possible to get a ghost boner from where your penis used to be twenty years ago, because I think I'm experiencing that right now. Someone call a doctor just in case. A doctor with a time machine and tickets to the Dangerous Toys concert preferably.
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| Sup Bro? This kid is probably your boss by now. |
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| this guy has no idea that someone named Kurt Cobain is about to fart on his entire life |
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| Say what you will about the shitty decade we're in now, but at least we've made a lot of strides in ass science. |
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| What? Camera? No..., uh this isn't a camera. This is a *balls up on ground* |
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| Probably dead by now. No disrespect. |
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| So far ahead of her game that it's unfair to everyone else. Tiger Jordan of 9tz mall babes right here. |
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| That kid is gonna get the worst noogie of his life in about one minute. |
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Daddy, some pervert is taking my picture.
Any idea what mall that is?
Every mall ever?
I don't usually post comments on blogs because I'm too busy silently cursing out my upstairs neighbor, but Cot Damn, Luke. Best captions ever. You took this post and fucked it so hard it had triplets.
Shucks. thanks for dusting off the ol commenting digits.
no disrespect, but what i learned from this post is that you don't really know how old kids are.
also: note the 47 on the noogie givers sleeve. no disrespect.
Zool. I noticed that 47 hard!
How old is that kid then? My guess is like 11
Hanging out at the mall is ironic now.
Its Smith Haven Mall in Lake Grove, Long Island NY
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