Monday, March 14, 2011

The music apocalypse has arrived UPDATED

kick it in the front seat

Everyone is excited about the worst video of all time this week, and for once I don't think the internet is exaggerating on this one. Yes, this song is for teenagers, but keep in mind that teenagers are by some estimations actual people that exist in the world. And they are the ones who are going to be coming for your job in a couple years and feasting on the corpse of your youth like a swarm of voracious zombies -- really vapid ones, but zombies still. So it's important to keep tabs on the specificity of their idiocy. Like from Rebecca Black, called "Friday." 

Where should she sit!? Front seat or back? Life is hard sometimes.

Only one thing to do when faced with an artistic achievement of this stunning magnitude, and that's put it through the slllloooowwwww treatment. I think you'll agree it's a big step up from the original.

Watch the original and the improved version after the thing plus UPDATE the secret lost Bob Dylan track that inspired the song (probably). Holeeeeeeee shit.







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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

annnnnd I'm out.

Sweet, Sweet Chet said...

this seems like a challenge...

Anonymous said...

One where we all lose

said...

We already have in a way. That way being having watched that video.

Sergeant D said...

http://www.bohemian.com/citysound/?p=7181

said...

I'm not sure if having read that link (which everyone should) I feel worse or better about this whole thing.

said...

"This whole thing" being my continued existence on planet earth for the next 40 or so years.

said...

Almost as bad as Bieber's rap about the Omaha Mall. Google that shit. You'll never sleep well again.

Anonymous said...

I can't.

said...

OMG THE BOB DYLAN VERSION WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWW

said...

slowed down version is killing me...hahaha

said...

4/27
Natick Collection aka Natick Mall

http://ilovemileyandbieber.tumblr.com/post/3867547714/what-is-this-world-coming-too

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