Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Abraham Lincoln

If there's one thing that all politicians agree about across the board, it's that Abraham Lincoln was the greatest POTUS of all time. Republicans think this because Lincoln was a racist, and Democrats feel this way because Lincoln wore a funny hat and looked like a hippy. Let's get it straight: The "Lincoln freed the slaves" speaking point is total bullshit similar to "GWB brought freedom to Iraq". This dude Paul that I know could probably elaborate on this a bit more in the comments section. I'm lazy, but at least I can tell you that Warren G. Harding was underrated.

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3 comments:

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LUKE FIX THIS FUCKING THING

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fucking internet ape.

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If by fix it you mean make it funny, I just don't think I have it in me.

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