GAH! Look at this wretched undersea spider shit. Face grabber from Aliens innit?
Lemon wheel garnish looks nice at least. But you know what that lemon is for, right? It's like the decoy a magician uses to distract you from what's really going on with the trick. But instead of making a coin disappear or doves fly out of a hat, in this case he's sliding grilled space tentacles down your gullet. Magic!
Don't think the cocktail sauce helps either. Bougie ass condiment frontin like it's better than me. Basically uppity ketchup innit?
Lemon wheel garnish looks nice at least. But you know what that lemon is for, right? It's like the decoy a magician uses to distract you from what's really going on with the trick. But instead of making a coin disappear or doves fly out of a hat, in this case he's sliding grilled space tentacles down your gullet. Magic!
Don't think the cocktail sauce helps either. Bougie ass condiment frontin like it's better than me. Basically uppity ketchup innit?
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