Monday, June 29, 2009

Complaining About the Cost of Food at the Movies or Ball Game

"When you factor in the cost of popcorn and a hot dog and a couple sodas, you're looking at another $40 bucks on top of the ticket! It's hard to bring your family out anymore."

First of all, bringing your family out.

Second of all, here's a wild idea: don't eat there. Just. Don't. Eat. For. A. Couple. Hours. You fat nervous mess.

It's hardly the ideal dining experience anyway being cramped into a row of tiny seats next to a herd of neck breathing savages. I think you'll be ok waiting out the massive stabs of hunger pain for just a little while longer till you get home.

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5 comments:

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It's only tragic if there's no room for a feedbag under that muumuu.

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Families

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