Joshua Hagler |
In terms of actual real world usefulness, firing off 300 word missives about the over-salted sea bass you had last night falls somewhere between rubbing one off into a hat just before you put it on and running around with scissors in your mouth the long way. Sure, probably a good way to relieve some stress, but keep that mess to yourself.
Restaurants are either good or bad. Finding out on your own is part of the deal. You don't like a place? Don't go back. You like it? See you next time. Otherwise I've got a reservation for you in one of our best tables...ON THE LIST.
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I have never been able to determine whether or not to go to a restaurant/bar by using yelp. I think it actually makes it harder to figure out.
10 people say it sucks, 10 people say it's great. Now what?
God, I hate Yelp too, I hate it!!! Thank you!
Nothing worse than these entitled children
Yelp can help businesses as well, obviously. But yeah, you get one douche who talks out of his ass, and his review appearing at the top... that really sucks. Luckily, after this dude tried tell my sister that her bags weren't handmade, then told her she is a liar for politely correcting him - she received a deluge of positive reviews from royally pissed Laura Bee fans. We're thinking this guy is a) mentally disturbed b) a 12 year old boy c) was visiting a different store? -Susannah
http://www.yelp.com/biz/laura-bee-designs-seattle?rpp=40&sort_by=date_desc
"In terms of actual real world usefulness, firing off 300 word missives about the over-salted sea bass you had last night falls somewhere between rubbing one off into a hat just before you put it on and running around with scissors in your mouth the long way. Sure, probably a good way to relieve some stress, but keep that mess to yourself."
My favorite paragraph!
Ha. I was proud of that little ditty.
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