So do me a favor, call your bros some other time, get back to squatting until you shart your shorts, and spare me the misery of having to sweat while listening to you talk about how many "broads" you're going to nail this weekend in Newport.
Hang up. Don't you have a dude to spot anyway?
Hang up. Don't you have a dude to spot anyway?
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not on the list: going to the gym
on the list: the gym.
dammnit I was going to do this one too! Actually it was going more to be about people running outside while on the phone.
I sometimes have to take calls while I'm on the bike at the gym. I actually think of it as my office hours. Makes the ride go by so much quicker.
But, like a reasonable person, I keep my fucking voice down to a bare minimum. And if there are other people around I take note of their existence I behave accordingly.
This one dude at my gym the other day had his iphone playing music while he worked out. Tinny, awful shit. I couldn't think about anything else but this dude's wretched sounding bad music. Who the fuck does that?
Playing your iphone music on speaker is on the List for hard no matter where you are.
Phones at the cemetery: also on the list. Visiting my dead mom but yeah I wanna hear all about what you're bringing to the cookout later.
Hang up before I bury you alive.
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