Hey ladies, I have a can't fail plan to keep you looking young that will work a lot better than this bottled magic you're buying for 25 dollars an ounce and slathering all over yourself at every available opportunity:
1. Stop smoking a pack a day.
2. Stop eating gummy bears for dinner.
3. Don't have babies.
Moisturizer is a lie.
1. Stop smoking a pack a day.
2. Stop eating gummy bears for dinner.
3. Don't have babies.
Moisturizer is a lie.
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8 comments:
The spelling of that word is on the List. Look at that mess.
totally wrong on this one unless you are an italian or some other swarthy oily mess.
i moisturize my hands ten thousand times a day. dry ass skin from washing my hands every five seconds. either that or from drinking coffee and smoking all day.
Moisturizer is not a lie. I'm gonna be supple in my old age, while those who don't use it will resemble an alligator handbag.
That photo will haunt my nightmares now. Thanks.
hot, hot nightmares.
Moisturize early and often. Going through life drier than a dead moth isn't a good look.
fucking moths are on the list.
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