Hola coma esta instead? I just want to make sure that even though you're wearing shit-smeared gloves, an industrial blue smock and, a vacuum backpack like some sort of South American rocketeer that you don't feel the least bit degraded by our daily interactions.
Hey while you're reaching down under my desk take a look at this Aztec zodiac coffee mug I won at a diversity training beanbag toss in Orlando last year. Honoring your ancestors am I not? And I donate a few bucks a year to feed the children so there's a good chance I'm feeding some of your relatives back home. Oh that reminds me, we have tons of leftover pizza in the break room from last week's sales meeting. Hang on . . . my Iphone translator is freezing up, I'll just white board you a pie, a map and Quetzalcoatl in a Dominos jacket real quick. Feel free to take like half of that home, but please leave the utensils, napkins, and garlic dipping sauce ok?
Well it's been good to repeat back a few phrases from Maya and Miguel into your inexplicably polite face. Don't forget to put a fresh bag in the can, hasta nagila!
Hey while you're reaching down under my desk take a look at this Aztec zodiac coffee mug I won at a diversity training beanbag toss in Orlando last year. Honoring your ancestors am I not? And I donate a few bucks a year to feed the children so there's a good chance I'm feeding some of your relatives back home. Oh that reminds me, we have tons of leftover pizza in the break room from last week's sales meeting. Hang on . . . my Iphone translator is freezing up, I'll just white board you a pie, a map and Quetzalcoatl in a Dominos jacket real quick. Feel free to take like half of that home, but please leave the utensils, napkins, and garlic dipping sauce ok?
Well it's been good to repeat back a few phrases from Maya and Miguel into your inexplicably polite face. Don't forget to put a fresh bag in the can, hasta nagila!
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oh is this one of those instances where i am supposed to ignore another human being entirely?
First two sentences of the second paragraph are probably the best thing I've ever read.
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good day to you sir!
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