Monday, June 15, 2009

The Massive Hairy Balls on Large Corporate Ad Campaigns

TDAmeritrade is dedicated to helping me along the path to financial independence. There's a new GM at work today. Saturn fucking cares dot com. Hey neighbor we're just like you! Let's work together and by that I mean please buy these products that I'm selling.


I realize I'm getting into where's my bailout territory here but I'm thinking maybe you should just cool it with the ads on TV for a bit. And by cool it I don't mean put more happy looking, well-dressed minorities picnicking or senior citizens breakdancing in your car ad. Nor do I mean have a child do a voiceover while cowboys save a trapped calf from a well in your mutual fund ad.

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