Friday, June 5, 2009

Feigning Concern on the Taxes You Would Pay, If You Ever Made Enough Money That Your Taxes Would Go Up, Which You Won't

Can we put this one to bed yet? The pull yourself up by your bootstraps and become a successful man myth that you will never do.

Since we're playing pretend, let's hear your thoughts on the amount of taxes that the actual rich (is $250k even rich? - YES ASSHOLES, IT IS) have to pay. Actually, let's not, because like Joe the everyman Plumber, you are not now, nor will you ever be in a position to pay the fake taxes on the fake money, you won't make. Putting that aside though, you might want to drop a bit less on that round of beers and hot dogs that you're paying 7000% mark-up for at the ball game there Sully, because that's going to cut into your imaginary profit margin. Enjoy the rest of the game though, and your time on the list.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

head explodes

tbone said...

this is how it is.

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