Americans. On the List, right? They're all fat-assed suburban commuters who love American Idol and Applebees, drive gas guzzling SUVs and are scared to death that terrorists are gonna blow up their local Rite Aid.
OK, but who do you think we're talking about when we say that? Here's a hint: They're the ones who wiped the poopy off your bum bum when you were a little puke.
Sorry, everyone, but your superstitious, scared, witless mom is on the List. No offense to your superstitious, scared witless mom though. I'm sure the way she hates things is nice enough.
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OK, but who do you think we're talking about when we say that? Here's a hint: They're the ones who wiped the poopy off your bum bum when you were a little puke.
Sorry, everyone, but your superstitious, scared, witless mom is on the List. No offense to your superstitious, scared witless mom though. I'm sure the way she hates things is nice enough.
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3 comments:
Rite Aid and Applebee's are the new Twin Towers.
never forget?
cept Jane too.
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