Waiter, did you say you were out of roasted red peppers tonight? Well then, would you mind grabbing a handful of dirt and shoving it in my mouth? While you're at it throw some uncooked slimy river eels in there, perferably after they've been surrounded by garbage for 4 days? I want to replicate the flavor.
Also, in the future, could you sneak them into my meal without noting it on the menu? Oh wait you already do that. How did you know that I love to be surprised by the inclusion of the food equivalent of getting shot in the dick?
Also, in the future, could you sneak them into my meal without noting it on the menu? Oh wait you already do that. How did you know that I love to be surprised by the inclusion of the food equivalent of getting shot in the dick?
Mmmm....those look delicious. Let me put them right in my mouth.
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2 comments:
I used to really love red peppers. I haven't seen them in a while though.
hopefully they've fallen out of favor in the restaurant world. This post makes it looks like I actually go to restaurants, which I don't since I have like 12 dollars in the bank.
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