40 is the new 30 and 20 is the new wriggle vaginawards. Doing your part to save the planet there hotwheels? Sticking it to the man at every turn? How bout we hand that deck down to an actual child, and not a grownup, bearded version of one.
It is really sweet that you are from California, or actually Utah, but stayed with a cousin in Orange County for a week once. But back here on the big bad East Coast we really are going to have to ask you to do your rollin & asshollin on a motorcycle or in some ridiculous sportscar or tinted racetruck.
And again, there are rules dictating how ridiculous and how many people you must flip off before you're allowed to put that badboy pissing on a dodge logo up there. Getting ahead of myself though. Skateboarding is not a crime braaa, neither is pulling poopie out of your pants and showing it to a waitress. But let's try to all get along like normal people here.
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what the hell is coming out of mick jagger's leg?
Fucking C3PO over there.
love this phrase, but wriggling vaginawards might make more sense.
looks like it might be a pencil sharpener.
I read that phrase as "wrinkled vaginawarts" which is pretty close to what Mick's face is up to these days.
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