Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Buying a House

You wouldn't up and move to a new apartment in some dickhead town you've never heard of just because it has a slightly nicer bathroom would you? Of course not. Most people wouldn't move ten yards down the block if it meant a longer walk to the subway.

Ok, but what if I sweetened the pot by charging you half a million dollars for the privilege? Now we're talking right?

Oh and SURPRISE: You're a plumber now! And an electrician! Probably want to brush up on your oil heater and roof repair skills while you're at it too. We got a deal here?

Don't worry, there's an extra 50 yards of grass for you to not use out back because your commute is three hours now. Who knows though, maybe five to ten years from now your hypothetical kids might toss a ball on it that one time before heading back inside and sulking in front of the space computer and dreaming of moving to the big city.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Been there, done that. Don't bother. This post is on point.

Anonymous said...

But it has a fire place!! A FUCKING FIREPLACE

said...

Can't wait until space computers make the space list in the year 2017.

said...

lol spoth.

Anonymous said...

homeowners and married dudes. always recruiting

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