"I've been really good today. I only had, like, a bagel for breakfast. Then I had a little salad for lunch. Anyway, I'm famished, you know? Barely eaten all day. I am literally starving."
Sweet Lord of fire and pain, are we really talking about this? You got anything else? Isn't your fantasy baseball team doing well this year or something? What'd your cute little cat get up to today? Literally anything else would do the trick here. You have any totally weird dreams last night?
Incidentally, last I checked barely going over the regular daily allotted calorie intake for a tennis playing centaur doesn't exactly count as starving. I know it's tough going ten minutes without a face full of Cheezits and pepperoni, but unless there's a motherfucker with a machete outside your hut right now let's keep the use of the "s" word to a bare minimum ok?
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now we are talking.
i literally haven't had anything to eat yet today, i thought everyone should know. for real.
you probably woke up all of 12 seconds ago so that is not really very impressive.
I could eat the fuck outta one of those brokefest wraps from dunks right now, kid.
^heh. I am FACKIN FAMISHED RIGHT NOW
when i was on the train this morning, this woman who had on jeans that were too tight for her and she had muffin tops hanging over the sides of waist (on the list) was sitting next ot me, eating (also on the list) one of those syrup bread sausage, egg and cheese things from mcdonalds or dunkies or something (yes on the list too). it was like the 4th horseman of the apocalypse or something but not really like that at all.
kind of like that.
i agree with this for the most part, but would shorten it to "talking"
-lactoguns' roommate brushing away lazar's meat paws, '93
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