Sunday, June 7, 2009

Ironic Rapping

You're really doing this, huh? Right here in front of all of us. Because you're white right? That's the premise you're working with isn't it? Or is it the one where you're a corny douche making everyone nervous?

And what is that you're doing with your arms there? That little stiff-armed seizure dance. Is that a...? What do you call that?

You see, if I can I'd like to make it out of this little impromptu comedy routine with my respect for hip hop intact, but you're almost single-handedly ruining the entire genre. You ever see one of those childbirth videos of a pregnant broad exploding geyser like torrents of water all over the hospital floor out of a gaping, inflamed vagina? Never looked at one the same way after that, did you?

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7 comments:

said...

who is this directed at?

said...

you never seen one of these people rapping? i saw one the other day.

Anonymous said...

Dear Christ what is going on in that picture?

D. Jean Mustard said...

a miracle is what is going on. a miracle that will forever make that person more important than you.

Anonymous said...

that lady have any legs?

said...

Well, it looks as if impropriety is off the list. Jesus Christ with the picture.

said...

Sorry. NSFW.

that better?

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