What the fuck mom? I know you want to get your money's worth on that $1800 3 wheel independent suspension 4 wheel disc brake child transport system there but what sort of kid are you raising that can't walk on his own? I see that he's pretty well occupied in there with an iphone, 3 cheeseburgers, and a redbull but how is this child so tired that he can't move his legs? I know that just laying there served you well (hey it got you your little bundle of apathy there, a Toyota sequoia, and split level ranch in metro-west, etc) but at the rate your offspring is going there's a better chance he'll be valued for his meaty breasts and marbled loins than for any human ability.
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I could go for a red bull right now.
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