Wednesday, June 10, 2009

CVS*

Woh. I've seen lines of refugees at liberated POW camps move with more focus and sense of purpose than this shit show. Look, I'm just here to grab a fistful of Sudafed and baby wipes. Maybe a box of Triscuits. I gotta get back to work. I didn't ok a sixteen hour furlough with the boss, is it still cool if I roll through? What the fu... Is that Obi Wan Kenobi hiring a bounty hunter over by the pharmacy there? Who did the design concept sketches for this branch Guillermo del Toro? This is a nightmare.

Shit it's my turn and I forgot the damn CVS card in the car.

Hey, I'll be right back. Hold the line for me please.


* Or Duane Reade, Rite Aid, Anywhere else that sells cigarettes, condoms, medicine, Easter baskets and shampoo

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6 comments:

said...

CVS is in the top five IMO

Anonymous said...

Clear my schedule for the afternoon Joshua, I gotta go grab a bottle of water.

said...

baby wipes though, so worth it

said...

no lie.

said...

ha ha so good. the design concept sketches = awful.

nice shout out to baby wipes.


is this all your blog, Luke?

said...

Thanks! Yes it is. Couple guest posters from time to time as well.

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