Okay man, good to meet you.
Oh shit we're doing this?
Didn't think I'd ever finally meet one of you people.
I have my hand out for a handshake here though, let me go to a fist then.
Oh wait, now you have your hand out and you've just grabbed my fist!
It's almost as if we're playing rock, paper, scissors on coke over here.
Okay, yeah I know that weird little nervous shrug you gave me when you finally gave into the handshake was sincere so I'll remember to have my fist ready next time.
In the meantime why don't you grab this pen and put yourself on this list I have here.
Oh shit we're doing this?
Didn't think I'd ever finally meet one of you people.
I have my hand out for a handshake here though, let me go to a fist then.
Oh wait, now you have your hand out and you've just grabbed my fist!
It's almost as if we're playing rock, paper, scissors on coke over here.
Okay, yeah I know that weird little nervous shrug you gave me when you finally gave into the handshake was sincere so I'll remember to have my fist ready next time.
In the meantime why don't you grab this pen and put yourself on this list I have here.
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I like doing this though because I don't want your hands, which almost definitely have your balls all over them, becoming that intimate with mine. Couldn't we all just agree that this is the way we're going to do things from now on?
comeon guys hands in, USA on three
I would probably vote yes to change to this for that same reason, but there are quite a few confused people out here still.
Also on the list though is someone trying to get you involved in some sort of elaborate seven part handshake.
i got offered the fist by a choad from accounting not long ago for agreeing that chunky peanut butter is better than smooth. I've since changed my opinion.
you know what's weird? when you shake a dude's hand and you get exclusively cupped finger to cupped finger contact. feels kind of sketchy.
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