I went to see Iron Maiden a few years back and some dude was in the front row smoking a doob like you're supposed to do when you score awesome seats to a metal concert. ANYWAYS, Maiden's lead singer, Bruce Dickinson, a guy who wears not only shorts, but a denim jacket with the sleeves cut off laid into this poor douche for about five minutes for blowing pot smoke around in a giant stadium, thereby ruining what may have been the best point of his life, smoking a doob whilst finally seeing Maiden up close and personal. Bruce, the viking ship just pulled up out front. You should probably get on it.
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let's just throw tits, blow jobs and football on here while we're at it.
woh woh woh. slow down now.
I'm pretty sure that I was there and I am 80% positive I was contributing to that cloud of smoke.
Your band rules, but fuck you, Bruce.
More cowbell.
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