OK, sure take one more... I'll wait here.
Vampires have the right idea with the whole not showing up in photographs thing. While I'm posing for yet another group photo in front of the longest foot-bridge east of the Delaware, wondering if my fake smile will make me look happy or evil, vampires are takin' 'er easy in a damp, cool basement with a nice pint of O negative. Please leave the photography to trained professionals such as this hirsute gentle-man to your left, who may or may not also be a vampire.
Scoreboard: Vampires 22, Me 13, Cameras 4, Flickr (-8), The List 1.
Vampires have the right idea with the whole not showing up in photographs thing. While I'm posing for yet another group photo in front of the longest foot-bridge east of the Delaware, wondering if my fake smile will make me look happy or evil, vampires are takin' 'er easy in a damp, cool basement with a nice pint of O negative. Please leave the photography to trained professionals such as this hirsute gentle-man to your left, who may or may not also be a vampire.
Scoreboard: Vampires 22, Me 13, Cameras 4, Flickr (-8), The List 1.
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this was underrated.
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