A lot of split second decisions can have far reaching consequences in your life. Woops, didn't pull out in time. Guess I'm a parent now. Someone chop my balls off.
Shit, didn't see that dude's turn signal, now I'm shooting hoops with Jesus and Abe Lincoln in Heaven. (Doesn't sound so bad actually)
Shit, didn't see that dude's turn signal, now I'm shooting hoops with Jesus and Abe Lincoln in Heaven. (Doesn't sound so bad actually)
Even worse is having a momentary lapse into polite humanity and lowering the shields for a seemingly innocuous friendly encounter with a stranger. Like a dude you see at the gym, or the kid who makes your coffee. Doh, guess I'll be nodding hello to this guy on a regular basis for the rest of my shitty life.
There are people at my gym I've seen every single day for years who I have never spoken to beyond a few grunted greeting-like sounds. And yet we are trapped in this boring cycle without end. Someone smuggle me to Mexico in a suitcase, there's no getting out of this one.
At this point I should probably just either impregnate these dudes or else smash into them with my car in the parking lot. Maybe both just to be safe.
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My money is on Abe. He's got the height.
I can bang around pretty good underneath though.
first mistake was going to the gym.
i like food too much to not go to the gym, and being fat is on the list, so as you can see, we're at an impasse.
no offense people with fake glandular conditions or whatever.
how much you puttin up these day?
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