"Come on, dude! It's my birthday or some retard occasion. Come on! Seriously, man. Just do one. We're all doing one here. Hey. Hey, Tommmy, get him a shot. Yeah, one more over here please. Do it! Do it! Do it! WOOOOOH. We're getting hammid tonight, kid! Haha, you're gonna be sooo shitcanned for work tomorrow. You driving kid? Fack it. Just do it ya pussy. Here, get me another one."
Look friend, I'm grateful that this little impromptu bonding ritual means enough to you to forecfully include me in it against my will. What else are friends for if not for peer pressuring eachother into doing shit they don't want to (get married, buy a house, have kids, watch their shitty band etc...). But what part of making a grown man sick or wasted beyond his regular drinking capacity is it that appeals to you? You're going to forget whether or not I did it .5 seconds after I do anyway. I know it was funny that one time when Jeff passed out and we put funny stuff on his head, but that was like over a decade ago now. You're a lawyer for fuck's sake. Should I just throw this shit over my shoulder to get you to shut up?
Fine, fuck it. Gimme the shot, I aint a pussy like Jeff. He's not even drinking tonight!
Look friend, I'm grateful that this little impromptu bonding ritual means enough to you to forecfully include me in it against my will. What else are friends for if not for peer pressuring eachother into doing shit they don't want to (get married, buy a house, have kids, watch their shitty band etc...). But what part of making a grown man sick or wasted beyond his regular drinking capacity is it that appeals to you? You're going to forget whether or not I did it .5 seconds after I do anyway. I know it was funny that one time when Jeff passed out and we put funny stuff on his head, but that was like over a decade ago now. You're a lawyer for fuck's sake. Should I just throw this shit over my shoulder to get you to shut up?
Fine, fuck it. Gimme the shot, I aint a pussy like Jeff. He's not even drinking tonight!
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8 comments:
why not put shots in general on the list? they are completely stupid and a waste of money and everything else on earth.
truth.
People who can't handle a shot of booze
True, that is on the list too. But not so much as making someone do one just to make yourself feel better about doing one or as part of some bizarre tribal ritual bullshit.
This post falls under the stepping in dogshit category though, too fuckin obviously gay to be put on the list
hmmm, you may be right.
i assume that "Jeff" in this post is Jeff Raymond.
Indeed no.
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