OK, with my limited time away from work I guess I'll load up the car and sit in traffic with my screaming wife and our screaming kids for four hours waiting to cross a two lane bridge that brings us to an area of Massachusetts that is basically Quincy or Dorchester with deer ticks.
Sure, I'll navigate the thousands of rotaries that all lead to the same destination which is an overpriced mosquito chalet about a mile from the beach. Upon arrival we are at the mercy of drunken year-round residents who hate us and overenthusiastic tourists named Todd or Ashley who drive yellow jeeps and wear Oakleys and also hate us. Don't bother unpacking, we gotta leave in 12 hours because I gotta work Monday. Yes, sign me up for that.
Sure, I'll navigate the thousands of rotaries that all lead to the same destination which is an overpriced mosquito chalet about a mile from the beach. Upon arrival we are at the mercy of drunken year-round residents who hate us and overenthusiastic tourists named Todd or Ashley who drive yellow jeeps and wear Oakleys and also hate us. Don't bother unpacking, we gotta leave in 12 hours because I gotta work Monday. Yes, sign me up for that.
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ok i am clearly having trouble with the formatting here.
fuck the cape. my bit.
everyone's bit actually
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